lameborghini: life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
The hilarious double standard "Mexicans are lazy,...
When I walk past my crush
whatshouldbetchescallme: Expectation Reality
chinkerbelle: Reasons I grab my boobs running upstairs running downstairs running stoked on life scared walking through my house in the dark bored boobs
fonmasterguard: So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
2damnfeisty: rocketmayhem: fiercedeception: lenadreamsingold: tarynel: lemonyandbeatrice: when white guys are like “man I wanna kiss a black girl and taste that sweet chocolate” I just wanna go oh yes I taste like chocolate I’m so glad you recognize that and mmmm I wanna taste you too. can’t wait for the taste of baking powder and oppression. Lmao whyyy *falls onto floor* noooo...
glamour-parade: How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you