May 2013
lameborghini:
life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
The hilarious double standard "Mexicans are lazy,...
When I walk past my crush
whatshouldbetchescallme:
Expectation
Reality
chinkerbelle:
Reasons I grab my boobs
running upstairs
running downstairs
running
stoked on life
scared
walking through my house in the dark
bored
boobs
fonmasterguard:
So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
2damnfeisty:
rocketmayhem:
fiercedeception:
lenadreamsingold:
tarynel:
lemonyandbeatrice:
when white guys are like “man I wanna kiss a black girl and taste that sweet chocolate” I just wanna go oh yes I taste like chocolate I’m so glad you recognize that and mmmm I wanna taste you too. can’t wait for the taste of baking powder and oppression.
Lmao whyyy
*falls onto floor*
noooo...
glamour-parade:
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
